Welcome, bienvenue. Willkommen, of course. The Fräulein needs a lover to rear at wrinkled teat and she likes the little hole in your T-shirt. Do you feel a breeze there? Aah! Mmm! Autumn is coming early this year, n'est-ce pas?
Slip on your mutton dummies and lets burn some dance tracks through Deepest Affordia. Then back to mine for a mug of delicious contritia. Yes. YOU'LL do VERY well.